bleugh!

Friday, October 20, 2006 6:09 AM

hullo o ppl!

lol today is a crazy-heck-care-rush-through-everything kinday day.
the only thing i didnt rush off for today.
is for breakfast.
ha.
i still had time to shower..dilly dally...
then walk slowly to the bus stop..
weather's still hazy...=(
when can i see beyond the beautiful blue reservoir(yes its blue) and gaze at the greenery??
hha.miss it.
actually...
the first place i wanna go after Os..
is my house park.
you know that one!
the bedok reservoir park!
who wanna be romantic with me,and slack there with me?
mann..its a beautiful park.
trust me.
one day y'all come over my house
and we go there k.
no come my house is NOT equivelant to using my gorgeous mac.
ha.
ppl ah(cally cough cough*)
please man.
come my house.
dont coem for my imac can?
make lam jealous.
ha.im supposed to be more impt than my com and liquor stash can! T.T
the liquor stash is not mine.
lam does not drink.

ok so after brekky with who are to me the two most beautiful gorgeous ladies on earth(ok yingying you are too and manda but not now right at this moment) elaine and laoda!
yes!elaine and laoda!
then stupid friggin cally had to call me and disturb my romantic moments with my giant-sized milo bing
$&@$%^!#$!$ -->for you cally.
yeh.
you had to call(using weixiong's phone some more!cheapo.sheesh)
and make me run down to the nursery near the train station to get the roses.
waliew.
i should never have suggested using rose petals.
you caused me to sweat like a wet donkey ass.
ohwells.
you made me sweat like shit!
YOU OWE ME MILLIONS NOW.
lol.
so there i was sweating like some wet donkey ass then we had to line up and go to hall before i could dry up.
then i was just thinking,shuang,got air con,dry up faster mah.
then the councillor..
STOPPED AT THE ENTRANCE.
waliew.
so we went to the corridor to prepare our present for miss kartini!yes the bandung-pink-scooter-bimbo.
so beautiful
thanks to who?
now cmon dont scrimp on your vocals.
say it out loud and clear.
THANKS TO WHOOOOO?
LLLLLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*wipes a tear off*
awwww,it was nothing guys,nothin i say!
*waves hand off nonchalantly*

ok im laming.
then!
i had to pick the most beautiful rose out.
cos why?
cos the guys in my class forgot to bring the ribbon to tie the box which contains the webcam!!!
lol.
so smart lam suggested to use a single,gorgeous red rose hand chosen by yours truly
and put it on top of the box..
beautiful.
extremely beautiful.
and lam
had to teach them how to peel the petals off gently.
thanks andrew for halving the petals.
yupyup.
then we used like 15++ roses for their petals to make a soft base to put the cam.
then smart lam used one of the buds and painstakingly opened them up beautifully to look like a fully-blossomed rose.
then pupt it right smack inthe middle of the second layer of rose petals covering the web cam!
MAN I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PIC OF IT.
then!then then then!
i even added some leaves at the side.so beautiful..
one of lam's v v v v v v v few masterpieces..
ruined by kan wei xiong..
waliew.
you HAD to put the cd for kartini right smack on top of my handiwork ._.
ha but we compromised.
and covered the webcam with it so the beautifull rose head(i plucked it off its stem) will still be grabbing all of kartini's attention when she opens the box.
she'd prolly go all
'OMG THE ROSE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!WHO IS THE SMART DONKEY ASS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS'
ok im jk.
ha.and i was a wetter donkey ass than i was back in class.
hahahaha.
i hope kartini likes it.
and the bottle of wine...
sigh.
so sad.
we didnt know muslims cannot touch alcohol at all.
SORRY MISS KARTINI...
MANN.
WE JUST THOT YOU WANTED TO INDULGE IN ONE OF OUR CLASS'S FAVOURITE BEVERAGE.
little did we know..
snifff..
ppl got see the green ribbon on the wine bottle?
lam tied it!
and ben frayed it.
lol.
so after the ceremony..
nothing much happened.
i felt so uncomfy and smelly.
and whhen lam is in such a state.
dont touch lam.
i hate it.
so wut did i do.
i ran back home...
to shower.
WHO KNEW.
i slept for merely two hours.
then had to
had to mop the floor!
cos my house renovating my toilet now.
stop laughing you git.
its gonna come out nice tho.
haha.
just that got bangla walking around my house.
i not v used to it.
but he's so funny.
rofl.
keeps making me laugh.
lol.
then he went ard the house
helping to drill holes..
for our new fans
one in every room.
and our toilets gonna be beautiful(just like kartini's prezzie,heehee)
and you'd be DYING TO COME MY HOUSE.
except.
for the fact that.
the colour combination of the toilet floor tiles and the walls and the toilet bowls...
is totally wrong.
its every designer''s crime.
lol.
then!
i had to go down to buy maggi mee up so we can have dinner.
and had to shower again.
finally.
am able...to....rest......

ppl.
lam has a confession.
lam.....
loves to shower.

LOL.
so funny.
hahahahahaha.

so funny.
lam shall try.
to have a confession every post!
it'll be so fun!
yesyes!
ok ppl lam has stopped highing.
ok one last high la ok promise!

i have decided to call my new phone.....
*drum roll*

PEACOCK.
say hi ppl! say hi to peacock!
where are your manners.sheesh.
i came up with that name the day i got it.
thot of it.
it like just popped up in my mind you know.
rofl.
lam likes.

and lam just ate a whole guava by herself.
lam loves green fruits.
green mangoes.....
haha.
if ever you go bangkok.
lam dont ask for much.
lam only asks for mangoes.
lotsa lotsa mangoes.
you see it everywhere.
every food court...
every street corner(if your at their local chinatown)
everywhere with transvetites!
ok jk.
lam likes sour fruits.
no lam dont like.
lam LOVES.
x)
so if ever you wanna come my house(to use my com)
please.
dont come without food.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
jk.

ok
lam has high finished.
ha.
now lam shall disappear!
say byebye peacock!

lam......................HIGH.

JAX ......out